Archive for July 16th, 2012
Breaking Me Breaking News Breaking Me – A Collage
man charged with beating,
suffocating sisters Platte County authorities
to discuss missing woman’s case 4 vehicles
collide on highway 9 near highway
169 construction workers hurt in possible
lightning strike police: woman found dead in car
near 39th, Kensington report Penn State leaders
didn’t protect kids crashes snarl
morning commute in Johnson County
where can I go? firefighters battle large
landfill fire, fire breaks out at Blue
Springs motel Zimmerman makes
bond, released from jail KCPD investigates office
building break-in on Ward
Parkway jobless rate remains at
8.2% missing Atchison teen found
in Hiawatha bank robbery suspect in
custody after Sugar Creek standoff bank
who are my neighbors? robbery suspect in
standoff with police in Independence Lawrence firefighters
battle large grass fire near neighborhood Zimmerman’s
bond set at $1M Leavenworth authorities seek missing 1
6-year-old crews respond to Blue Springs apartment
fire 2 siblings electrocuted at Lake of the Ozarks person
killed in fall at Westin Crown Center Hotel toddler
found wandering near 39th, Prospect pedestrian
why do I do this? struck by suspect vehicle
during police chase KC police sergeant
accused of stealing from mother man found
dead in home with no working AC or fans.
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P.S. Pardon my temporary dive into the avant garde. This is the rearranged and deranged text message racket I’ve recently received from a local news station as “Breaking News.” These collage pieces don’t work well for most people, but they are fun for tinkering. Some of you may recognize the last line and a half as inspiration for another piece. Really, all of these little ditties could be the start of tragic, perhaps glorious, short stories if one were diligent and crafty enough.