Commenters, Unite! Tell Me How Good I Am (So I Can Quit) (SIC)

[A note to kind, gentle, and loving people: Please avoid this post if my trashy experimentalism is at all offensive. Otherwise read aloud and then read aloud from bottom line back to the top. Okay, back to the insanity…]

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  1. #1 by Carl D'Agostino on September 7, 2011 - 10:32 am

    “Post like much I. Tokyo city visit you ! Friend me.” I get a lot of these. Or “Great stuff here. Send $30 for our publishing guide and free analysis any two of your poems.”

    • #2 by Carl on September 7, 2011 - 9:17 pm

      Carl, I’m not kidding, here is the spam comment that came right after your comment:

      What I would not share with contain a question with you regarding this. You simply say so several things that arrive from thin air in which I am quite optimistic Identification have a honest photo. Your current site is usually terrific successfully, I mean persons wont be bored to tears. But individuals that could see past the videos and also the structure wont be and so happy with the generic idea of this niche.

  2. #3 by abichica on September 8, 2011 - 7:37 am

    lol.. why quit?? if you are told you are good then you should stick around.. and you are good..:-)

    • #4 by Carl on September 11, 2011 - 9:19 am

      LOL – I wrote a piece making fund of themand now they are spamming more than ever!

  3. #5 by pattisj on September 8, 2011 - 2:33 pm

    Ah yes, that looks all too familiar. Or is it an issue on my end? lol

    • #6 by Carl on September 11, 2011 - 9:21 am

      LOL – You have no issues at all!

  4. #7 by Kay Camden on September 8, 2011 - 3:42 pm

    I don’t know what’s more entertaining.. spam comments or search engine terms. My top search engine terms today are “sexy” and “grabs her ankle movie scene”. Sometimes I feel bad, because my blog is not going to deliver to these people.

    • #8 by Carl on September 11, 2011 - 9:23 am

      You must write some good stuff. I never get such exciting search terms! Ankle?

  5. #9 by Indigo Spider on September 13, 2011 - 11:02 pm

    I have noticed spam seems to be on the rise lately, is that a sign of success or are they just getting desperate enough to go after nobody’s like me now?

    I also have boring, boring search terms, not like Kay! Wow! I have terms like “diane arbus, steam and steel reinfried, gps, fotografi siluet, japanese pond garden” which they will actually find on my blog. I feel boring now.

    • #10 by Carl on September 14, 2011 - 9:11 pm

      True success is yours! You have a nice collection of search terms. Intriguing.

  6. #11 by claudia on October 2, 2011 - 12:54 pm

    just wanted to tell you…I bookmarked your blog to my bookmark website list….haha – fun write here carl…cracked me up..

    • #12 by Carl on October 3, 2011 - 9:08 pm

      Thank you, Claudia! You are very kind and I appreciate your support!

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