McDonald’s Today

Irresponsible managing life.
Then I get mad at their Spanish,
their long lines due to lacking math skills,
their bombastic inability to do a job
because of pills and shit in their veins,
never hearing please or thank you.

My character demands patience.
The world is not centered on me.
What is the world centered on?

I lay properly disgusted.
Making my lunch is such a small deal.
Lack of character has me stupid,
has me bottom of a derelict barrel.


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  1. #1 by Evelyn on March 16, 2011 - 9:55 pm

    for a long time, on public transportation, I would bad mouth people in my head for stupid shit. like a river of bitterness. For no reason! who cares! lol
    but in my mind, I am super vicious.
    tee hee

    • #2 by Carl on March 17, 2011 - 12:01 am

      I like being judgmental of myself when I am judgmental. I am always far worse than whatever I was being judgmental of.

  2. #3 by Marian on March 16, 2011 - 11:56 pm

    the world is centered on ME. that is not obvious? sheesh.
    my marketing guys need to work a little harder. my brand is weak.

    • #4 by Carl on March 17, 2011 - 12:02 am

      I should have known! Your gravitational pull is so strong, it’s got to be you! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. #5 by Marian on March 19, 2011 - 9:10 pm

    ha, did i make that earlier comment?
    well i ALSO want to say a couple more things about this. one is, i have been thinking about the kids who work at McDonalds and have been threatening to write about them. but more importantly, dude, you have to stop eating there irrespective of the service. c’mon now. go get from fresh vegetables. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • #6 by Carl on March 20, 2011 - 9:04 am

      Fresh vegetables at lunch time? Now THAT is criminal! When I’m not so lazy, I’m likely to pack some fruit with my sandwich. This week, I will be good all week and see how much weight I lose…

      • #7 by Carl on March 21, 2011 - 11:45 pm

        CONFESSION: I ate McDonald’s today. The service was marvelous, maybe a bit rushed.

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